Felix Albuerne Jr.

I’m Felix Albuerne Jr. I’m a Star Trek devotee, a recovering comic book addict, a passionate football and baseball fan, a Miami expatriate and a current proud resident of one of the most progressive cities in Florida, St. Petersburg. Since 2009 I’ve written film reviews for my own podcast, Prime Time Geek (2009 – 2011), CBS Radio (2012-2014), Monkeys Fighting Robots (2015-2016) and Spectrum News (2017-2018). I’ve been known on-air by quite a few names — one day I’ll have them all on a mug, like Dr. Johnny Fever on “WKRP in Cincinnati.” -Felix the Hep Cat -Prime Time Geek -Uncle FeeFee -Clueless Critic -King Felix at the Movies -Felix Marquez

Clueless Movie Reviews: “Safe Haven”

“Safe Haven” is a pretty film featuring a very pretty place and very pretty people living out a pretty fantasy about love and second chances. If that’s your cup of tea, then it’s the perfect choice for Valentine’s Day at the movies. If you’re looking for something more, however, best look elsewhere.

By Felix Albuerne Jr. / February 14, 2013

Drama Reviews Suspense

Clueless Movie Reviews: “Side Effects”

“Side Effects” is well-acted, elegantly shot, and riveting through its first hour, but after one or two too many plot twists in the film’s later acts, the whole thing feels entirely too clever for its own good.

By Felix Albuerne Jr. / February 7, 2013

Comedy Horror Reviews Romantic Zombies

REVIEW: “Warm Bodies” ★★★ and ½

“Warm Bodies” has one thing in abundance that other, more hardcore zombie flicks are a great deal shorter on: romantic charm.

By Felix Albuerne Jr. / February 1, 2013

Action Fantasy Horror Reviews

Clueless Movie Reviews: “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters”

Relentlessly violent, gory, and profane, “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters” has just one other thing going for it aside from its comely cast: it’s short.

By Felix Albuerne Jr. / January 25, 2013

Crime Drama Reviews Suspense

Clueless Movie Reviews: “Broken City”

All you Russell Crowe fans out there, breathe a sigh of relief. There’s not a single scene in his latest outing, “Broken City”, where he sings anything, and that’s good.

By Felix Albuerne Jr. / January 17, 2013

Action Crime Historical Reviews

Clueless Movie Reviews: “Gangster Squad”

“Gangster Squad” has lots to offer in terms of eye candy, and that’s about it, so if you like your gangster films high on style and short on substance or character depth, you’re in for a treat.

By Felix Albuerne Jr. / January 10, 2013

Comedy Reviews Romantic

Clueless Movie Reviews: “This Is 40”

There’s lots to like in Judd Apatow’s latest directorial outing, “This is 40”, which manages to always feel very personal to Apatow himself while for the most part being accessible and enjoyable to anyone even close to 40 years old.

By Felix Albuerne Jr. / December 21, 2012

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REVIEW: “Warm Bodies” ★★★ and ½

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